Ever since POTUS came up with an alternative word – covfefe – the internet has been all abuzz with it.
It’s made it into memes, and posts, and used for humor and ridicule. And since the POTUS never makes mistakes this obviously isn’t a mistake either.
At any rate, I kind of like the word. I’ve been thinking about its meaning though. We need to have a consistent meaning so that this word can make it as the word of the year for 2017. I think it’s pretty symbolic of 2017 as a whole and is a great candidate for word of the year – the best one ever. And just think, we didn’t need anyone to pay for it either. Then again, maybe it’s already the best word ever tweeted. Plus, we need a consistent way to say the word. Maybe the POTUS can clarify for us.
At any rate, here’s my shot at what the word covfefe means. I welcome your definitions:
Covfefe – slang for a favorite type of coffee
Covfefe – slang for a favorite covert operation
Covfefe – “cover your dog Fe Fe”
Covfefe – Tweet for “we’ve covered that, you now you have to pay two fees.”
Covfefe – Tweet for “I like the music album cover with Fe Fe on it.”
Covfefe – Tweet for “That corvette is so expensive I can’t afford all the letters.”
Covfefe – Cover all the fees, yes, even the hidden ones.
Covfefe – The sound someone getting ready to sneeze.
Covfefe – a new swear word for anyone who disagrees with POTUS.
Covfefe – the name for the super secret club that only a few people are a part of. The tweet was telling them to come over to POTUS’s tree house for the next meeting where they will be trading super hero cards and baseball cards, and talking about that yucky girl Jenny in fourth grade. She has some serious cooties!
Covfefe – a new translation of the Bible. (Just think of the possibilities here.)
Here’s something else to consider – maybe covfefe is so great of a word that it has more meanings than any other word that ever existed. Isn’t that just great! No wonder our world has been so screwed up – we’ve been living without this incredible word for all this time. Now that covfefe has been tweeted, there will be peace and prosperity.
Or maybe covfefe doesn’t actually exist and it’s all been a worthless distraction because some of us can’t admit a mistake and some of us can’t resist poking fun at a mistake. Nah! That’d be so covfefe.
What do you think covfefe means?
I posted this yesterday about the covfefe kerfuffle:
“Despite the constant negative press covfefe.”
‘Covfefe’ is an ancient Hittite word related to the production of papyrus (or covfefe). Most covfefe papyrus was made by positive pressing, which created a smooth surface for writing with quills. But prominent Hittite authors complained when positive press covfefe was almost eliminated by the new negative press covfefe that was much cheaper for the manufacturer to produce but was difficult to write on.
One famous Hittite author complained that on negative press covfefe he always had to mark twain (twice), so he was given the nickname ‘Mark Twain’. The problem of negative press covfefe was never resolved, so authors simply quit writing, and that is why we have such limited literature from the Hittite civilization.
I thought everybody knew all this!
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I love it. Very creative. You actually had me there for a moment. I almost went online to look up positive press papyrus to see what it looked like. You are clearly the covfefe king. Of all the definitions I have read so far, yours is by far the best. Or maybe I should say yours is the covfefe-est.
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Thanks for the kind words, Matthew! I am glad you like the result of my wasting a bit of time when I should have been attending to other things I need to do.
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