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The iSavior takes care of matching up authoritative Scripture with your currently held beliefs, taking out the stress and anxiety of having to do self-examination and change.  Who wants to actually change anyway – change is for those other people.

The iSavior comforts you when your conscience convicts you.  See a homeless person, don’t worry, the iSavior can step in and explain away why it’s ok to not do anything for or with them – they must be lazy, don’t you know.

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With the iSavior, you get to set the controls!  It’s easy with both push bottom options and voice commands.  You determine if you want your iSavior telling you something uncomfortable.  You determine if you want your iSavior staying out of your finances, work, relationships, habits, and more.  Who wants a Savior that messes up your life anyway?

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